Her: This is fake! Me: What is? Her: This thing...

Her:: This is fake!
Me:: What is?
Her:: This thing we're watching. I don't believe it.
Me:: The story of Khufu and the Great Pyramid?
Her:: Look at that guy's hands. His nails are too manicured. It's a fake video.
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:: What??
Me:: The video is fake?
Her:: Yes!! Look at them! Their nails are manicured, their hair is perfectly groomed. It's a fake video! This whole thing is fake.
Me:: So, you're saying this video about ANCIENT EGYPT is fake? You don't believe the story because of the video? They staged this video? This video about 4000 years ago?
Her:: Yup. Believe it if you want, but I can't. I know this is a fake video. I notice details, you don't.
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:: I want a divorce.
Her:: We're not married.
Me:: THIS IS WHY!!!!!!