Conversations with Nerdy Friends

Friend:
Moe, can you RT my tweet with the link to my Instagram screenshot of my Oink page?
Me:
Only if you nom my next pic in Foodspotting and +1 my new site in Google+.
Friend:
Fine, but you have to reblog my next 2 Tumblr posts, and write on my Facebook wall.
Me:
You have to like, love or comment on 10 of my Soundtracking tracks.
Friend:
Deal! Nice doing business with you.
Me:
I hate myself for knowing you.