January 2012
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“A $250 billion per year loss would be almost $800 for every man, woman, and...”
– The Freakonomics guys call bullshit on the MPAA’s piracy numbers. (via jimray)
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Her: This is fake!
Me: What is?
Her: This thing we're watching. I don't believe it.
Me: The story of Khufu and the Great Pyramid?
Her: Look at that guy's hands. His nails are too manicured. It's a fake video.
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Her: What??
Me: The video is fake?
Her: Yes!! Look at them! Their nails are manicured, their hair is perfectly groomed. It's a fake video! This whole thing is fake.
Me: So, you're saying this video about ANCIENT EGYPT is fake? You don't believe the story because of the video? They staged this video? This video about 4000 years ago?
Her: Yup. Believe it if you want, but I can't. I know this is a fake video. I notice details, you don't.
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Me: I want a divorce.
Her: We're not married.
Me: THIS IS WHY!!!!!!
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“It’s never real until it stops being fun.”
– Will you follow through?
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“I’ve never viewed myself as particularly talented. I’ve viewed myself as …...”
– Will Smith
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“Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement.”
– Brian Tracy
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“You told me it’s mind-blowing. So, my mind is going into it pre-blown....”
– Sheldon Cooper
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Friend: There is NOTHING to do! What do you do when you're bored?
Me: I'm on Tumblr... I don't get bored.
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“I can accept failure; everyone fails at something, but I can’t accept not...”
– Michael Jordan
“We don’t need more hours in a day, we just need to learn to better manage...”